Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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