My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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