He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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