I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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