Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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