I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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