Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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