why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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