"it" just moved
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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