I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Randomize
