We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize