Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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