love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
