You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
