That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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