i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Be still, my beating vagina.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
