I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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