well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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