I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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