He kissed a someone with a penis
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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