I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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