Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You can't motorboat a personality
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dicks are not precious.
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