We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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