his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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