Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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