I'm really into asian looking animals
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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