4 words: hood of his car
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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