Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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