Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
