have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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