Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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