if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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