We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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