dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dear god my vagina.
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