very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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