it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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