Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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