I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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