You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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