Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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