Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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