just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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