in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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