You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
