areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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