Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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