Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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