Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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