hell yes lets make some ravioli
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
