how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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