i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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