Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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