i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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