is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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